the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
Confuse, don’t abuse ;)
MY NEW MOTTO
10:17 pm • 28 September 2014 • 208,631 notes
Two stars of the movie Heathers died at an early age: Jeremy Applegate (Peter Dawson, whose character prays he will never commit suicide) committed suicide with a shotgun on March 23, 2000, and Kim Walker (Heather Chandler, who had the line “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?”) died of a brain tumor on March 6, 2001.
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10:10 pm • 28 September 2014 • 78,297 notes
made this transparent
I love you, sea pancake.
yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.
10:08 pm • 28 September 2014 • 268,877 notes
Who is like me… If you are, i’m so sorry for you.
Reblog to make me feel less alone.
10:01 pm • 28 September 2014 • 960 notes
The Little Mermaid 1989
Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?
9:59 pm • 28 September 2014 • 59,816 notes
does anyone else find it immensely comforting to have someone touching you? not like poking or tickling you or like sexually just feeling some other person being beside you and like your elbows or legs or something are touching and you’re like oh this person is alive too
9:58 pm • 28 September 2014 • 325,842 notes